Well, I took your advice and all I have to show for it is this warrant for my arrest. Apparently things like “assault” and “murder” are frowned upon in this Orwellian society we live in. I mean, seriously.

is it bad that I was able to do that from memory?

Ah, its time to relax and you know what that means a glass of wine,
your favourite easy chair and of course this compact disc
playing on your home stereo. So go on indulge yourself, thats right,
kick off your shoes, put your feet up, lean back and and just enjoy
the melodies. After all music soothes even the savage beast

I believe you are forgetting that since you come from such a poverty stricken nation, you are willing to eat or drink pretty much anything.

I’d actually like to try this!! I think this would go well with dinner.

Hey! I do not condone violence against chicken bones.

A way for you to get 30 bucks of food would be to invite the girl who sold you the coupon. Then you could order 30 dollars worth of chicken wings and then throw the bones at her 1 by 1 after you eat the chicken wings. That alone would be worth the 30 bucks.

Slight technical difficulties with Word Press 3.0, will sort out this weekend.

oh yeah, where did the gnome go?

good god, that is all kinds of fantastic.