So last week I featured bacon popcorn, this week I am featuring the bacon mug:
I was going to try and come up with some sort of clever title for this picture, but really, what the hell could I say? This picture defies words and instills within me a sense of awe and reverence. Don’t get me wrong, I would never actually eat a mug of bacon, but I would probably take a few bites. And what the hell is that liquid inside the mug, is it cheese, soup, whale semen? More importantly, think of the time it would have taken to create this monstrosity, think of the sheer amount of nasty bacon grease you would get all over you while doing it. To the creator of the bacon mug, my hat is off to you. The question is, what crazy item should I attempt to make from bacon to top this?

you could try and make a replica of the grouchy gnome doll out of bacon. Then someone could actually take pleasure in being around some form of you.
By my count, you get to punch me in 26 days
It’s nice to know I’ve had such an influence on your blog. One day I’ll write a poem about Frankenberry and you can post it on here, too.