If someone placed the following rice bowl in front you…
Would you:
1) Find it simply too adorable to eat and start crying.
2) Take a picture with your camera to preserve the image, then start eating.
3) Be halfway through eating the bowl before commenting “hey is this some kind of Care Bear or something?”
Officially, the Gnome would choose answer 2, while That Guy I Know would choose answer 3. Pretty much everyone else I know would choose answer 1. Oh yeah, I went there. Hate away readers.
I’m pregnant. Of course I would cry. I fucking cry at everything. I can’t believe you would eat a carebear! Assholes.
I would probably stab out the eys so they would stop looking at me.
ooooohhh! like what I do when I get served a whole lobster!
I thought the first thing anyone does when they get served a whole lobster was to try and pinch someone with the claws.
Nah! Stab out the eyes and then pinch later!