The Grouchy Gastronome

Ok, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, what the fuck is the point of giant record breaking food items? Sure they look cool and, yes, it would be entertaining to force feed That Guy I Know this giant gummy bear:

Now, forgive me dear readers, but I’m going to get on my Gnome Soapbox for a moment and point out the fact that fucking millions of people are starving to death all over the world and yet society has decided that creating a giant pizza is more important.

Even the guy who is eating the pizza in this picture looks like a tremendous douche bag. Yes, I realize I am doing exactly nothing to solve world hunger but I’m also not particularly concerned with what exactly the largest bowl of hummus clocks in at.

Anyway, if you want to check out a whole list of ridiculous giant foods and imagine Guy groaning in agony as I shove another mouthful his way, check this link out.