I understand that the creators of this soap pretty much invented it because some people enjoy bacon so much they want to smell it in the shower and on their body all day long. However, inevitably the owner of the bacon soap is going to get curious and take a big old bite of the thing…only to discover that it does, in fact, taste like soap and NOT bacon. The bacon soap website asks the following question: “In a perfect world, wouldn’t all personal hygiene products smell like meat?” You know what? No. My vision of a perfect world does not involve hygiene products smelling like roast chicken and hamburgers. And the day That Guy I Know starts wearing Eau de Steak because it is fashionable is the day I lose all faith in humanity.
Now how about bacon that tastes like soap? THAT’S where the real money is.