This weekend The Gnome is travelling to a strange and mysterious land with That Guy I Know. That’s right; I’m talking about Saskatchewan, specially the city of Saskatoon. Of course, it wouldn’t be a vacation if I wasn’t looking for a blog topic, which is where A Taste of Saskatchewan comes in. Basically a bunch of local restaurants pick their best dishes and then make them smaller so they can be sampled. However, this whole Taste thing really pisses me off for a couple of reasons. First, the fucking liquor service doesn’t start until 12 pm, what the fuck?! Looks like I will just have to start getting shit faced drunk at 10am before I get there. Besides my obvious alcoholic disappointment, my other gripe is that I won’t be able to eat any Pizza Pizza pizza at this thing because the latest restaurant opened in Regina NOT Saskatoon. Back when I lived in Toronto my apartment was across the street from a Pizza Pizza and even though the pizza there is not very good, I still ate it a lot…and much like human flesh, I began to develop a taste for it.
From this point on, you should just call Saskatchewan the Kansas of Canada.
Also, have you ever been to Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan? It might be my favorite place I have never been to. Only because I like the idea of being able to say, one of these days I am going to make it to Moose Jaw.
Moose Jaw isn’t nearly as good as Moose Ass (it’s on the other side of Sask, i *swear*)
You also forgot some other Saskatchewan goodies like Climax or Prince Albert.
*Ahem* Guy, you were asked to remove your obscene gnome, as I mentioned before, this is a family blog…and Moose Jaw is great. As I recall they have Tim Horton’s which you NEVER see on the praries.
I was trying to go high class and not mention Prince Albert or Climax. But trust me, I noticed them. Thank you wikipedia and 3401 Geography of US and Canada 10 to 1140 tuesday and thursday at the University of Toledo.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm….human flesh……