If you’re looking to cheat at eating cereal, just get a bowl of Frankenberry or Boo Berry. Even if you eat the non-marshmallow pieces (what are those called?), it’s still bad for you. It’s just sugar pressed into different shapes. Delicious!

I feel like a bowl of Lucky Charms with only marshmallows is going to be used as a metaphor for life in an Oprah Book Club meeting. At the end of the book, the main character will realize that she has to accept life’s challenges and she’ll stop asking her mother to remove the marshmallows for her cereal and she’ll eat the oat pieces too thus signifying that she is finally ready to take the bad and good of her own life.

Shortly afterwards, Julia Roberts and Dakota Fanning will make a movie based on the book. And, oh, let’s throw in Queen Latifah as a character who is there to teach us that racism is wrong!

I am jealous because you are emo ALL the time…I wish I could have feelings.

I am okay with a boycott of something for no real reason other than forced outrage to make people read a blog with no redeeming value. Count me in!

Also, I am glad to find out that I am not the only one to try and eat the least amount of marshmallows as possible until all the oat product from the lucky charms then allowing for the biggest sugar intake possible.

So basically, what you’re saying is that you’re jealous because I have an emo avatar and you don’t, correct?