The other day I was watching TV when I say an ad for “Just Bunches” which is Honey Bunches of Oats cereal but without the flakes. A few days later I was walking down the cereal aisle and what do I see? This!

Despite the fact that this tiny little box of cereal cost almost 6 bucks, I bought it (and by “I” I mean That Guy I Know since we were actually grocery shopping for him). Anyway, I was pretty excited to try Just Bunches, whenever I have eaten HBoO in the past I’ve marvelled at how delicious the little bunches are. But you know what? This cereal fucking sucks! Without the flakes the bunches are nothing. Nothing! It honestly tastes like a bowl of granola and I can totally buy that from the local bullshit hippie emporium. I actually added some flakes from Just Right cereal to balance things out with the bunches and then it tasted ok. But seriously, don’t buy this stuff. Eating this was probably the most disappointing cereal related thing that has happened to me in awhile.
And I once ate that All Bran Buds cereal.
WRONG! This cereal is delicious. But if you like eating like you’re 50 it’s cool.
I try to avoid eating like I’m 50 whenever possible. I prefer to eat like I’m 2 and spit food all over the place.