Breakfast: Canadian bacon, pancakes with maple syrup, Tim Horton’s coffee
Lunch: Kraft dinner, a Caesar
Snack: ketchup chips, Canada Dry ginger ale with some Canadian whiskey
Dinner: Montreal smoked meat sandwich, Poutine, various Canadian beers
Dessert: Nanaimo bar, Coffee Crisp, a beaver tail
If you understood even half of the above menu, congrats you are a true Canadian or you have spent a significant period of time around a Canadian. Also, if I had really eaten the above menu today I would have been violently ill. Hmmm, I think I will try this out as an experiment next year on that That Guy I Know…
Sounds good! I’ll eat it! Do we have to wait until next Canada Day?
No, instead you must eat the Independance Day menu, which is the All American Slam at Denny’s for breakfast, lunch and dinner and a case of Natural Light beer. Mwahahahaha!
sign me up to the Independance Day menu.
You can eat that menu, but only if I can document the entire thing.